And so with the top 10 films of 2013 comes the worst of the year. Think of this as a public announcement. AVOID THE FOLLOWING FILMS!
10. Dark Skies
A pitiful attempt at horror.
9. The Fifth Estate
Two hours of mindless boredom.
8. Pain and Gain
Michael Bay proves that he doesn’t need fighting robots and/or explosions to be bad.
7 A Good Day to Die Hard
Bruce Willis kills the legacy of John McClane even more in the fifth installment to the Die Hard franchise. That’s right, it’s a franchise now.
6. This is The End
You’ll wish it was as you watch a bunch of pretentious A Listers dick around for an hour and a half.
5. Blue is the Warmest Colour
Blue is the DULLEST colour
4. The Host
It’s only fitting that an adaptation of a Stephanie Meyer book makes the list for a second year running…
Not even Jennifer Lawrence can save this.
2. Upstream Color
Apparently there’s a message in this?
10 times as many big names than This Is The End and 10 times as worse.