Bottom 10 Movies of 2013

And so with the top 10 films of 2013 comes the worst of the year. Think of this as a public announcement. AVOID THE FOLLOWING FILMS!

10. Dark Skies

A pitiful attempt at horror.

9. The Fifth Estate

Two hours of mindless boredom.

8. Pain and Gain

Michael Bay proves that he doesn’t need fighting robots and/or explosions to be bad.

7 A Good Day to Die Hard

Bruce Willis kills the legacy of John McClane even more in the fifth installment to the Die Hard franchise. That’s right, it’s a franchise now.

6. This is The End

You’ll wish it was as you watch a bunch of pretentious A Listers dick around for an hour and a half.

5. Blue is the Warmest Colour

Blue is the DULLEST colour

4. The Host

It’s only fitting that an adaptation of a Stephanie Meyer book makes the list for a second year running…

3. Mama

Not even Jennifer Lawrence can save this.

2. Upstream Color

Apparently there’s a message in this?

Movie 43

10 times as many big names than This Is The End and 10 times as worse.

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